A handshake that becomes a kiss.
A dollar that becomes a loan.
"Sure that's a nice hat" turns into lice.
These are the dangers of being too nice.
A one time only bridesmaid's dress.
A cat with mange and big sad eyes.
A bad lay when head would suffice.
This is what you get from being too nice.
Save me from fake smiles
And agreeing to buy your terrible art.
Save me from tasting your "world famous cashew-ham rice".
This is the anthem for those who are too nice.
The alcohol lifted because of your failure.
The baby mama under your belt.
The opportunity to offer bad advice.
These are the advantages of being too nice.